Davy, that's just nasty . I mean, we don't know what's in hot dogs to begin with, so why would you want to associate them with octopuses? Octopussi? I'm sure you'll know what the plural is. I'd look it up, but I'm too busy creating the adventure I'm supposed to run my friends through tonight. Cram DMing, I guess you could say. Sweet!
Speaking of DnD, one of my players wants to play a kender psion. Someone please tell me what's wrong with this planet!